During Elizabethan days, illegal publishing endeavors were called Wagon-back presses because, as their name implies, any author’s work could be quickly packaged up and paper and press moved in the dead of night, if need be, to another location.
Today we call it the Internet.
For instance, we can now circulate “urban myths faster than you can hit your send button.
Some are sideslappingly funny. But most are quite sad because they play on our fears. Since I’m of the firm conviction “fear” (not “hate”) is the opposite of "love" I try to be tuned in to what “fearmongers” are putting out there. (Rachel Maddow on MSNBC helps a lot) As a result of my antennae being up, I also take note of the “lovemongers.” Did you notice, for instance, how Rachel single-handedly got the entire under-budgeted Iraqi baseball team fitted out?
If your spam protector is set on low, you’ll find these bits of non-wisdom floating into your computer as regularly as those letters from Nigeria informing you how you can become a millionaire…or your body parts can function "better." Many are recirculated from the 90’s, but 9/11 brought a whole new rash. And then, of course, there was the election.
We are cautioned to not eat this or that food—it’s poison, or in the case of baby carrots, made from chlorine; don’t flick your car lights at night at a car without lights on—it’s an initiation gang signal and they’ll kill you; don’t let sparks from clothing get near your gas tank, you'll blow up.
And that doesn’t even get into all the folklore such as Coca Cola is an effective contraceptive but don’t leave your teeth in it because they’ll dissolve over night; After 9/11 the new Pepsi can (or was it Coke or Dr. Pepper?) omits “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance.
Of course that phrase never was in the Pledge until Eisenhower put it in for Flag Day, June 14, 1954. And it was amended several times before that. It first appeared as a 22 word recitation for school children in Boston to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Columbus Day and was published in a school newspaper. When I put my hand to my heart, I take note, even if the secession nuts don't, of the words: to the United States of America, indivisible. And I really hit the word "justice" and "all" as in "justice for ALL" in case the person standing next to me happens to be mumbling.
Here are some of my other favorites:
The ACLU is seeking to have all the crosses removed from tombstones; and of course the perennial NRA favorite: the government will take away all your guns.
And now, horror of horrors,we learn that healthcare reform will take away Seniors’ care and, of course people will die because of long waits or being denied certain procedures. Check out the number of people who die right now from not having health coverage or from being dropped from insurance companies for pre-existing conditions! You’ll be very surprised. We don't have to wait for Congress to act for the bodies to drop.
And of course the BIGGIE (also recirculated from several years back): Our president, Barak Obama was not born in the U.S. Hawaii is apparently not one of those "indivisible" things. He was born in Kenya. He’s not legal. Therefore, he’s not our real president. The unspoken (or spoken) directive to whackos who are told to believe this, is too horrible to contemplate. Birthers/Deathers. Close. Too close for comfort.
One “proof” they like to use: How could he have traveled to Pakistan in 1981 with a US passport? Must have been Kenyan. Or Indonesian! But people did travel there back then with US passports. Check it out.
In fact, check everything out. Quick! Before the wagon-back press moves on.
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